I was eating breakfast with my 12-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?." She said "It's President's Day!" She is a smart kid, so I asked "What does President's Day mean?" I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln. She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have 4 more years of Bull Shit." You know, It hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose!